While searching up “tabard” to help me in my newest, insane costuming quest (more details to come), I came across this actual, real-life product. It is a tabard that is meant to be worn by nurses who are distributing drugs to patients to warn people against talking to them and messing them up. However, well, the tabard speaks for itself insofar as giggles are concerned. It’s all in the wording:
Finally beginning to put stuff up for sale on Etsy. Be sure to check it out!